This is a discussion on Church Trivia Night within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point – the last question was: “Where do most women have curly ...
I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point – the last question was:
“Where do most women have curly hair?
Apparently the correct answer is: Africa
I’ve been asked to find another place to worship.
Most churches don't really have a sense of humor. I'm a preacher and I really enjoy a good joke!!
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a Mass for him?"
Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog's death. But, unfortunately, I can't say Mass for the poor creature..."
Muldoon said, "I understand, Father, I do. I guess I'll go to this new denomination down the road; no tellin' what they believe... Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick: "Why didn't you tell me your wee dog was Catholic?!"
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
"Terrorists: They hated you yesterday, they hate you today, and they will hate you tomorrow.
End the cycle of hatred, don’t give them a tomorrow."