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    Church Trivia Night

    I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point – the last question was:

    “Where do most women have curly hair?







    Apparently the correct answer is: Africa




    I’ve been asked to find another place to worship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLincoln View Post
    I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point – the last question was:

    “Where do most women have curly hair?








    Apparently the correct answer is: Africa




    I’ve been asked to find another place to worship.
    LOL! You would fit right in at the Episcopal Church where I go! We wouldn't ask you to leave, we'd want to know who told you that joke!
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    Most churches don't really have a sense of humor. I'm a preacher and I really enjoy a good joke!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusive Man View Post
    Most churches don't really have a sense of humor. I'm a preacher and I really enjoy a good joke!!
    A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a wee dog that he loved and doted on. After many long years of faithful companionship, the dog finally died, so Muldoon went to the parish priest:

    "Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a Mass for him?"

    Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog's death. But, unfortunately, I can't say Mass for the poor creature..."

    Muldoon said, "I understand, Father, I do. I guess I'll go to this new denomination down the road; no tellin' what they believe... Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?"

    Father Patrick: "Why didn't you tell me your wee dog was Catholic?!"
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