I was tricked at work
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August 19th, 2010 04:41 PM
My office mates would always lock their cubicle cabinets when they left for the day. What they didn't realize is that even though the door one' open, there is about a 1.5" gap at the top of the door. This gap is just large enough to pour a couple boxes of styrofoam popcorn into the cabinet. When they got there in the morning and opened it, a flood of popcorn would fall out, and they'd spend the next hour picking it up, and swearing.
August 19th, 2010 05:51 PM
When I was in college I played an excellent joke on my roommate. One day he left his laptop logged in and he was out so I decided I had to do something to make him regret that decision. I decided to change the sounds his computer makes when he turns on and off his computer. I had to come up with some things that would have been really funny so I changed his start up song to the old alka seltzer commercial with the little kids singing. Seeing how that was funny enough I then changed his sound for when his computer turned off to the entire Meow Mix commercial. He had not realized for a few days because he had his sound off but a few days later I got a text message from him while he was in class saying how everyone enjoyed the alka seltzer commercial because what is even better about this is that while your computer is turning on or off you are not able to mute your computer (at least I know on Dells) so everyone in his class got to hear it. It was a class of about 300 people so plenty heard the jingle going on.
The meow mix one was just for pure enjoyment. We left it on there for a few weeks because he didn't know how to change it back and he had to explain to everyone why these songs kept going off. It was classic
The only time you can have too much ammo is in water or in fire
August 19th, 2010 10:00 PM
Sixto that is some funny stuff. The Valtrex one made me laugh out loud. I think I'm going to give it a few weeks and try the annoyatron. :)
My name is Frogman46 and I'm tougher than you.
August 19th, 2010 11:31 PM
Find the "dumb blonde" of the bunch (male or female). Before lunch or whatever time you can do so, take some lightweight oil of any kind and put a few drops on the ground below their car just under the rear blinker lights. Tell the car owner that there is something leaking out of their car and you think it is "blinker fluid".
If they are silly enough they will go to a nearby garage and ask to have their blinker fluid checked.
Oh well, it worked with new recruits in armor . . . . we sent them to the motor pool sergeant for
- A box of grid squares
- cans of muzzle blast
- bore evacuater fluid
"Engage your brain before you engage your weapon" - James "Mad Dawg" Mattis
August 20th, 2010 02:59 AM
Don't forget a bottle of prop wash, a couple of muffler bearings and a box of chemlight batteries. All things needed at one time or another.
Originally Posted by Tally XD
KAHR CW45, RIA 1911 Officer, S&W Sigma 9MM, Savage 1907 .32cal(BUG)
August 20th, 2010 09:10 AM
And that is just the tame stuff. The stuff that is fit for the forum and public knowledge. We do get brutal.
Originally Posted by atctimmy
We told one guy mid shift that a prisoner with a bad case of bed bugs was transported in his car the previous shift. He was itching and scratching the entire shift, until he was told (and convinced) it wasnt so.
"Just blame Sixto"
I reserve the right to make fun, point and laugh etc.
August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Sending somebody to Home Depot or Hardware store and Asking for a Cordless Extention Cord. You plug on end into the tool and the other into the outlet and there is no cord in the middle but the tool works. It is cordless.
August 20th, 2010 12:13 PM
I love this one!!
Originally Posted by bigmacque
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
August 20th, 2010 04:45 PM
We did this to my wifes boss. I thought it was pretty harmless.
August 22nd, 2010 11:20 PM
If you're military you can have them call Col Sanders, at your local KFC.
August 23rd, 2010 03:42 AM
Note to self, no more SIXTO wisecracks, man, you are cold.
Originally Posted by SIXTO
Timmy, some info about the kind of work situation would help a little. But really the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. We get pretty brutal with each other during deployments, although a lot of that isn't forum friendly.
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle/Shotgun/Reloading Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
August 24th, 2010 12:34 PM
An LEO buddy of mine had this happen to him:
He got a message to call Braxton Hicks at the number xxx-xxxx. The number was that of an OB-GYN office. The receptionist starting laughing at him. He got real serious...
"Mam, this is Officer xxx xxxxx with the Sheriffs Office. I received a message to call Mr Braxton Hicks in regard to a crime. What is so damn funny?"
"Officer...you're being punked. Braxton Hicks is the medical term for early labor"
"I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders"
August 24th, 2010 02:48 PM
Originally Posted by buckeyeLCPL
Air Traffic control. Federal job so we have to be cautious about getting too crazy. The old "black shoe polish on the tower binoculars trick" is my next move, I think.
That's a good one. Funny!
Originally Posted by Texas solo
My name is Frogman46 and I'm tougher than you.
August 24th, 2010 05:59 PM
Not being as computer savvy as you boys, I still love the Vaseline on the earpiece of the desk phone. Had a conspiritor lube the ex bosses phone a month after I quit so I could call him first thing in the morning and confess.
I'm not a lawyer or a LEO, just a pantload with a computer.
August 24th, 2010 07:05 PM
I have now learned to not mess with Sixto!
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