I had a message in my inbox to call a Mr. Behr at such and such number. I went into the radar room (the main room at my work) and picked up the phone and called the number. I knew I'd been had as soon as the lady from the Akron Zoo picked up on the other end.
Mr. Behr...Akron Zoo...I thought it was pretty funny. My co-workers thought they were funny too.
I am now soliciting help for a clever, but HARMLESS, payback.