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    Random thoughts...

    Am I the only one who ever thought about the fact that Swiss Cheese reminds me of the moon, but the moon doesn't make me think of Swiss Cheese!?!?

    These are the things that roll through my head during idle times.. I googled it.. and there were some geeks over at NASA that made reference to Swiss Cheese and the moon.. but that was in reference to why people think that the moon reminds them of "green" cheese... well.. I don't know about you.. but I ain't eating any green cheese!! That just sounds gross!! Plus.. the moon isn't green.. that just doesn't make any sense..

    Anyway..

    Anyone out there just have random thoughts that just plain make sense???

    Raymond


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    How much beer does Captain Ray drink when Captain Ray drinks beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tec
    How much beer does Captain Ray drink when Captain Ray drinks beer?
    LOL!!

    Captain Ray drinks as much beer, as Captain Ray can drink beer.. if Captain ray can drink beer...

    So.. random thoughts?

    I have more...

    For instance.. if you ever catch yourself on fire.. I think you should avoid looking into a mirror.. because hey man.. that could really throw you into a panic!!

    Raymond

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    Question

    You mean the moon isn't made of cheese?

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    I don't think so... If it were made of cheese.. don't you think it would have melted? I mean.. the SUN is REALLY hot!!! And the moon has no atmosphere to speak of.. although if you think about it.. it does not really spin relative to the sun, so at least one half of it would have to have melted by now.... no.. I think that myth is busted...

    What about this..

    Some people think that we just faked the mission to the moon.. John Glenn never stepped foot on it.. and it was all filmed in Arizona somewhere.. but how do you explain the flag we left up there?!

    Raymond

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    Momma lied to me.

    Hey...just thinking if the moon is made of cheese...I'll bet it really stinks a lot up there by now.
    No wonder Glenn didn't want to set foot on it.

    Explanation of the flag up there. Possible Mass Hypnosis.

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    It can't smell.. if the moon were made of cheese.. it's in a super-freezed vacume and your eyballs would be sucked out of their sockets long before you could enjoy the olfactory sensation of the stinky cheese moon... LOL..

    Mass hypnosis though.. now that may hold some interesting answers to lifes toughest questions...

    Raymond

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    Here's one

    Did you ever notice that water isn't wet untill it contacts oxygen in the air?
    Try this, immerse your hand in water and rub your fingers together while submerged, they'll feel dry.
    When you withdrawl your hand from the water they'll feel wet.

    Hmmm?

    Warning - More idle thoughts to follow.

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    immerse your hand in water and rub your fingers together while submerged, they'll feel dry.
    When you withdrawl your hand from the water they'll feel wet.
    Hmmm - that'll be the effect of the air/water interface
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    So if the cow jumped over the moon and the moon wasn't made out of cheese how did the cow get back?

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    This thread reeks of pot smoke!

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    "....and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."
    "Ray Nagin is a colossal disappointment" - NRA/ILA Executive Director Chris W. Cox.


    "...be water, my friend."

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    Here's one of my favorite questions to ponder:

    A few years ago the U.N. did a study where the average person in this world weighs 150 lbs.

    Does that mean I'm well above average?

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    Quote Originally Posted by .45acp
    Here's one of my favorite questions to ponder:

    A few years ago the U.N. did a study where the average person in this world weighs 150 lbs.

    Does that mean I'm well above average?
    I think that makes you grossly obese.. But no worries.. fat people dance better!

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    I think I need a beer...

    and maybe some cheese?

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