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    Senior moment

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    This is supposed to be a true story. I hope so!!!!!!!!

    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.

    The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

    No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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    Funny story but I'm gonna have to call BS. :)
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Funny story but I'm gonna have to call BS. :)
    Snopes.com would agree with you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retiredonce View Post
    Snopes.com would agree with you...
    Funny regardless, but it would be funnier if it was a true story!
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    Just wait till you get older, and can't find your car in the Walmart lot.....LOL
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    it makes a good joke though......
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    It could happen.

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