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passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but ...
August 28th, 2004 12:37 AM
Arkensaw, where folks is honest to tha bone ~~~~~ A guy from Arkansas
passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can\'t touch
it \'til she\'s 15.
How do you know when you\'re staying in a Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, \"I gotta leak in my sink,\"
and the clerk replies, \"Go ahead.\"
How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
There\'s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of \"Hee Haw\" in Arkansas?
Where was the toothbrush invented?
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
An Arkansas trooper pulls over a pickup on I-35 and says to the driver, \"Got
any I.D.?\", and the driver replies \"Bout wut?\"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor\'s mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too.
Both books---poof! up in flames and he hadn\'t even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, \"You ain\'t from \'round here are ya?
\"No,\" replies the man, \"I\'m from Pennsylvania\".
The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, \"Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?\"
\"I\'m a taxidermist,\" said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, \"What in the world is a tax-e-dermist?
\"The man says,\"I mount animals\".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...\"It\'s okay boys, he\'s one of us!\"
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