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    911 solution

    An open letter to the 911 commission; the effort here is to help our airline
    industry to get back on its feet.

    Dear Sirs,

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
    getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion
    are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female
    flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to geton the planes
    for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
    country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings
    would end and the airline industry would have record sales.

    Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton

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