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    If I had a quarter for every time the cats brought us a present.... I could buy a new....... now bats are what gets my wife excited, that n snakes......
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    Cats can be some highly inteligent protectors. My wife and I have 7 cats and if you can read their body language you can learn alot. One night one of our cats kept running back and forth from the family room window to the front door and back. We looked out the window to find a skunk in our neighbors yard against the their house. Cats act differently when there are potential threats close by. BTW while I don't necessarily hate snakes but I don't like them either.

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    Expect that same scenario to happen again. Remember...there is no such thing as ONE mouse.

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    What a way to start the day!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Expect that same scenario to happen again. Remember...there is no such thing as ONE mouse.
    Well with two cats that find every spider, cricket and mouse... they won't be around long if there are more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    That's so mean. I love cats....

















    If they are cooked right.
    Damn you anti-cat people are harsh...lol..... We have 5 cats, and I only hate maybe 2-3 of them...... lol.... But as my avatar might give away, we have one really cool "fatcat" ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatcat View Post
    Damn you anti-cat people are harsh...lol..... We have 5 cats, and I only hate maybe 2-3 of them...... lol.... But as my avatar might give away, we have one really cool "fatcat" ....
    I don't hate cats. It's just that 99% of them give the rest a bad name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    I woulda probably shot the mouse and the cat. ... (I hate screaming)
    ........ Be very very quiet... I'm hunting anything that's screaming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinklady View Post
    Well I don't go off screaming when I see a spider but I get away from it fast... Lol. Lizards, snacks and mice things like that I am not afraid of. But spiders I am very scared of.
    Don't have a fear of Twinkies eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveInWV View Post
    I scream like a girl over snakes, but the wife will scream over spiders. I hate snakes...Any kind, it doesn't matter, I can't even stand to see them on TV. Did I say that I hate snakes???
    My late mother was the same way. She wouldn't look at them on tv either. Interesting. It's rodents for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinklady View Post
    A mouse wouldn't scare me but if that had been a spider I would have done the same thing.
    LOL! +1 to that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC Bullseye View Post
    Don't have a fear of Twinkies eh?
    Misspelled that didn't I. (Snakes not snacks.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpringerXD View Post
    I don't hate cats. It's just that 99% of them give the rest a bad name.

    I think people give cats a bad wrap in general. I think it's just a stereotype. My cats are awesome and very loving. I could not ask for better pets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pro2A View Post
    It was about 0530 and my wife was downstairs getting ready for the day (she leaves earlier then I do). She was in the kitchen and I was still in bed. Well next thing I hear is her screaming, so I immediately jumped out of bed, half awake with my Glock in hand. I ran down the stairs to see her running out of the kitchen freaking out.

    Obviously I'm thinking it's go time and someone was in the house. Well that wasn't the case... The cats had caught a mouse that got in somehow and were batting it around the dining room and my wife freaked. Eventually they killed it and I had to get a paper towel to dispose of it... Why wives freak out about mice, frogs and other little critters is beyond me...

    Nothing gets your blood pumping like a screaming wife downstairs at 0530... I'm glad the cats had the situation under control.
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