My wife started screaming this morning...

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    The first thing I thought of was a mouse or a spider when you said your wife was screaming in the kitchen. Then I at what it must have looked like, You in your pjs looking at your wife like she grow a second head.

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    I don't get the screaming and running thing either. Other than a quick yelp in surprise and maybe a disgusted, "EWWW, GROSS!" while retreating from the creature in question while I look for my husband and implore him to do his killing duties.

    Screaming and running is reserved for serious scenarios only.

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    When we first moved to Florida, my wife called me into the kitchen early one evening. There was a small, black snake looking rather lost in the middle of the kitchen floor. I immediately ran and got my bedside .357. My response to, "what you gonna do with that"? was explaining to her that I was just going to shoot it. She told me to put that thing away and get her the broom. I went to the utility room, couldn't find the broom so I brought back a long handled axe. Before she could say anything, I chopped that sucker in two. No more problem! At least there wasn't after we had the floor re-tiled. The next time she saw a snake she didn't bother to call me, she just chased it outside with a broom. That gal's just mean when she's got a broom in her hand.

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