This is a discussion on joke of the day 6-27-06 within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A elderly man in Louisiana had owned a big farm for many years. He had lived alone for several years since his wife died, but ...
A elderly man in Louisiana had owned a big farm for many years. He had lived alone for several years since his wife died, but he was kept busy with the farm.
He had a large pond in the back. It was excellent for swimming, so he
decided to fix it up as his grandchildren were coming to stay the next year -- he built a raised deck, added a picnic table, barbecue and seats and he planted some apple and peach trees around the pond.
One evening a couple of days before his young visitors were due to arrive, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voies shouting and laughing happily. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of pretty young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deepest
part in the middle of the pond. As the farmer walked slowly around the edge of the pond, one of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.............
Why we split up...
...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
...I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back...
That is Hilarious!Originally Posted by tec
OK, not worthless... it's danged funny.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
haha! good ones there tec!
Feeding the aligators is not a bad idea.