Emergency Room

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    Emergency Room

    The other day, I had to go to the emergency room.

    Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on which I grabbed from the internet..

    It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all..

    Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service.


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    Tee Hee - wicked!!!
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    Thumbs up

    that was a good jolt.

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    I gotta get me one of those patches.

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    Nice!


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    LOL. that is definately the case right now in my neck of the woods. We have alot of migrant workers with the fruit crop. They need quality medical care, but if I am in the emergency room, I have to say my need is great.-cuz it is tough to get me to another DOC...those guys are quacks!
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    Funny, Rick. Funny. But that doesn't mean it wouldn't work.
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    That was great!
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    PatrioticRick.....eres muy malo! (you are very bad)!

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    That is funny. I can just hear the noise level dropping to where you could hear a pin drop and then picking back up as dozens of feet start to scurry toward the door.
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    That was good! When I read "patches" - I couldn't think of what in the world... and then scrolled down. Well done!!

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    Thanks for a good laugh. That was great.
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    Darn Funny......Darn Right !!

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    At first I didn't think it would fly, because a couple of my jokes got the boot here, but then I thought what the hell, this one is indirect. Glad you all liked it.
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    That was good !!
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