A Hundred Dollar Story!

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    A Hundred Dollar Story!

    A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
    Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very
    lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no
    price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have
    it. He took it to the owner: \"How much for the bronze
    rat?\"

    \"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for
    the story,\" said the owner.

    The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. \"I\'ll just
    take the rat, you can keep the story.\"

    As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat,
    he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the
    alleys and sewers and began following him down the
    street. This was disconcerting; he began walking
    faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats
    behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began
    squealing.

    He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see
    that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were
    squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

    Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay
    and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he
    could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into
    the Bay after it, and were all drowned.

    The man walked back to the curio shop.

    \"Ah ha,\" said the owner, \"You have come back for the
    story?\"

    \"No,\" said the man, \"I came back to see if you have a
    bronze John Kerry statue!\"

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