Hillary and Little Johnny

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    Hillary and Little Johnny

    Hillary was talking to a 4th grade class in upstate New York last
    week. When the O&A time arrived, little Johnny piped up from the back of
    the class: \"Senator, I have three questions. First, how DID you make
    all that money off of cattle futures? Second, what REALLY happened to
    Vince Foster? Third, how many times HAS your husband cheated on you?\"

    Just then, the bell rang, and Hillary said that she\'d answer their
    questions right after recess. After the kids came back, Hillary said, \"Okay,
    so who has questions for me?\"

    Little Michael raised his hand. \"I have three questions Senator.
    First, how DID you make on cattle futures? Second, why did the bell ring
    20 minutes early? And third, what happened to little Johnny?\"

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