Hillary was talking to a 4th grade class in upstate New York last
week. When the O&A time arrived, little Johnny piped up from the back of
the class: \"Senator, I have three questions. First, how DID you make
all that money off of cattle futures? Second, what REALLY happened to
Vince Foster? Third, how many times HAS your husband cheated on you?\"

Just then, the bell rang, and Hillary said that she\'d answer their
questions right after recess. After the kids came back, Hillary said, \"Okay,
so who has questions for me?\"

Little Michael raised his hand. \"I have three questions Senator.
First, how DID you make on cattle futures? Second, why did the bell ring
20 minutes early? And third, what happened to little Johnny?\"