That's what he gets for attacking me!

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    That's what he gets for attacking me!

    Yesterday I got my TDI trainer in the mail and JD and I went to town for twenty minutes or so. He had a spatula to simulate a knife and I worked with my TDI trainer from concealment to see just what I could do in defense of myself..



    There are three "wounds" to his neck. One was a stab (the big comma looking thing at the top). One was a right-to-left slash closer to the back of his neck (hidden a bit by his hair). And the third was a left-to-right slash from windpipe to the side of his neck.

    We have decided to try this again outside where we have more room to maneuver.

    It's a really good thing our back porch has a privacy fence around it.

    All in all a good little trainer knife...


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    OK.... let me get this straight. You Limatunes, 5' tall and 95lbs went toe to toe with a former United States Marine Corps. combat vet (6'2 and 210lbs) and you stabbed him in he neck, then slit his throat? Nice job Limatunes, nice job. Not sayin' it didn't happen, I'd sure like to see that on video.
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    LOL. JD had it coming.
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    Seriously Officer we were training,It's not what it looks like,we weren't really fighting,it's not domestic violence.How did he get the marks on his neck?I tried to stab him...Are the handcuffs really necessary?
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    I guess we know who's doing dishes and laundry this week....
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    If things get ugly, I want Limatunes on my side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    LOL. JD had it coming.
    There's gonna be Hell to pay, no doubt.
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    As the saying goes payback is a bi och.

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    You get a new trainer and JD gets a dry shave and haircut... Win Win IMO

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    Women, especially smaller women, tend to fight with more voraciousness. They are very aware of their disadvantages against a larger attacker. They have to be a whirlwind of violence just to keep up and survive. Good Job Lima. My wife is 5'10" and I have told her when we spar, that she has to end the fight as soon as it starts. There is no such thing as a fair fight. IN IT TO WIN IT....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwhite75 View Post
    Women, especially smaller women, tend to fight with more voraciousness.
    Cannibals all, eh? Be 'hungry.' Absolutely!

    Either way, JD's gonna have some fun.

    Way to go Lima. Glad to see that your recent FOF class has paid some dividends. Kudos!
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