Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, \"I\'m the best surgeon in Mass. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!\"

The next one said, \"That\'s nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
in field events in the Olympics.\"

The third surgeon said, \"You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse\'s ass and
a large nose.. Now John Kerry\'s running for president of the United