Three Surgeons

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    Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
    they had performed. One of them said, \"I\'m the best surgeon in Mass. A
    concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months
    later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!\"

    The next one said, \"That\'s nothing. A young man lost both arms and
    legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
    in field events in the Olympics.\"

    The third surgeon said, \"You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
    fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
    traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse\'s ass and
    a large nose.. Now John Kerry\'s running for president of the United
    States!\"

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