After being divorced for nearly two years I finally decided to get out and go on a date. So I asked a lady I recently met if she'd go out to dinner and a movie.
As we ate she told me that there was something she wanted to tell me because if I found out on my own, it might "scare me off". So I'm suddenly thinking, "Great, she's going to tell me she's married or some other bad news".
Then she suddenly whipped it out and showed it to me! Her Oklahoma CWL! "I have a license to carry a gun. I hope that doesn't upset you." she says!
I just kept a straight face for a few moments and didn't say a word. Then she got a "I messed this date up" look on her face. I continued with the poker face as I flipped my CWL onto the table! Both of us then broke out laughing!
After dinner she showed me hers, so I showed her mine!
Gun that is!