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The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash.
The light turns yellow and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him
off, and screams profanity and curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red.
The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
chance to get through the intersection.
As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into
the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the
engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up.
She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on
her car then handcuffs her and takes her to the police station where she is
fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is
waiting with her personal effects and says, \"I\'m really sorry for
this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue
streak at him.
I noticed the \"Choose Life\" license plate holder, the \"What Would Jesus Do\"
bumper sticker, the \"Follow Me to Sunday School\" bumper sticker, and the
chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.\"