Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun


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    Ohhhhhhhh!

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    PK, so how long have you been a bachelor?

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    That's when one realizes there's nothing like the "punch" of an old 44.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
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    In the pistol world, a 3" barrel is acceptable.
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    Hilarious, really! I have to go now as I need to compile a complementary and clever list of Why a Gun is a Girls Best Friend, or Hold the Sugar Get a Gun Daddy or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    In the pistol world, a 3" barrel is acceptable.
    Just so's you're not shootin' blanks.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
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    You must be headed for the courthouse to file for divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by automatic slim View Post
    You must be headed for the courthouse to file for divorce.
    Alternative he is tired of life
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Just so's you're not shootin' blanks.
    Or just so you don't have an AD

    I've seen this list around for a number of years but it STILL cracks me up!
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    haha nice,my uncle e-mailed this too me the other day too!

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    And let's not forget the top ten reasons women like guns more than men...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.
    AND it doesn't wake up grouchy because I need it at an "unreasonable" hour, or because it hasn't had enough "rest" and it never complains about a sore back, and it never gets sick and turns into a big baby.....oh so many reasons!
    I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them. -- John Wayne as John B. Books in "The Shootist"

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    This thread was great until all these darn women had to go and wreck it for me. Now I think I'm gonna have to go pick a fight with my wife. ;)
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    This thread was great until all these darn women had to go and wreck it for me. Now I think I'm gonna have to go pick a fight with my wife. ;)
    LOL Good luck with that.
    I'm trying to bite my tongue and NOT pick a fight with my hubby tonight :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by limatunes View Post
    And let's not forget the top ten reasons women like guns more than men...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.
    Female propaganda!!!!

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