Okay so I laughed immensely at this .....

http://www.aralifestyle.com/article....c-f6d846e1f159

Now I like to leave my doors unlocked when I sleep. I dont sleep in fear, for Mr. 45 acp, is with me and thou shalt reign fiery death upon thee criminal. For thine hand will not miss. For thou shooteth circa five to ten thousands rounds of anti-evil man firepower per year easy.