Difference between drunk and stoned...

Difference between drunk and stoned...

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    Difference between drunk and stoned...

    Drunk drivers run stop signs. Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green.
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    You have little to fear from a stoned driver....it is unlikely they will even find their keys let alone the ignition.
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    I've had some beyond stoned still operating a motor vehicle. Excuse, I had to drive, I was too drunk to walk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctsketch View Post
    You have little to fear from a stoned driver....it is unlikely they will even find their keys let alone the ignition.
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    Difference between drunk and stoned...
    One used a legal product, one didn't.
    One bought from a corporation, the other from a cartel.
    One bought at the convenience store, the other in a dark alley.
    One bought a quality product, the other took his chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guns and more View Post
    One used a legal product, one didn't.
    One bought from a corporation, the other from a cartel.
    One bought at the convenience store, the other in a dark alley.
    One bought a quality product, the other took his chances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guns and more View Post
    One used a legal product, one didn't.
    One bought from a corporation, the other from a cartel.
    One bought at the convenience store, the other in a dark alley.
    One bought a quality product, the other took his chances.
    Only 3 probably false assumptions out of 4...not bad.
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