Talking Dog

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    Talking Dog

    A guy sees a sign in front of a house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE
    Curious, he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
    backyard. He goes around and sees a normal looking Black Lab in the
    backyard.

    Looking around first to see if anybody is watching, he asks the dog,
    \"You talk?\"

    \"Yep,\" the Lab replies.

    Astonished, the man asks for the story.

    \"Well, I discovered this gift when I was a mere pup. I wanted to help
    the government so I told the CIA about my gift. In no time they had me
    jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
    leaders, eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable agents eight
    years running but the travel really wore me out. I wasn\'t getting any
    younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
    airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
    suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
    dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Met a *****, had a mess
    of puppies, and now I\'m just retired.

    The man is amazed. He goes back to the owner and asks what he wants for
    the dog.

    \"Ten dollars,\" is the reply.

    \"Ten dollars?!!! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?\"

    \"He\'s a liar. He didn\'t do any of that crap.\"

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