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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
    SA Loaded 1911
    XD45 Service
    XDs45


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    Great! Just passed it on to some guys ....thanks!

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    Will definitely send that one on!
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