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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new ...
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October 17th, 2010 09:19 PM
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
SA Loaded 1911
XD45 Service
Thunder .380
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
- George Washington
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October 17th, 2010 09:19 PM
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October 19th, 2010 09:06 AM
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Great! Just passed it on to some guys ....thanks!
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October 20th, 2010 12:36 PM
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Will definitely send that one on!

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