Funny Signs

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    Funny Signs

    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday\'s Meals on Wheels
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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    \"We\'re #1 in the #2 business.\"
    **************************

    Sign over a Gynecologist\'s Office:
    \"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.\"
    **************************

    At a Proctologist\'s door
    \"To expedite your visit please back in.\"
    **************************

    On a Plumber\'s truck:
    \"We repair what your husband fixed.\"
    **************************

    On a Plumber\'s truck:
    \"Don\'t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..\"
    **************************

    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    \"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"
    **************************

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    \"Invite us to your next blowout.\"
    **************************

    On a Plastic Surgeon\'s Office door:
    \"Hello. Can we pick your nose?\"
    **************************

    At a Towing company:
    \"We don\'t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.\"
    **************************

    On an Electrician\'s truck:
    \"Let us remove your shorts.\"
    **************************

    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    \"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.\"
    **************************

    On a Maternity Room door:
    \"Push. Push. Push.\"
    **************************

    At an Optometrist\'s Office
    \"If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.\"
    **************************

    On a Taxidermist\'s window:
    \"We really know our stuff.\"
    **************************

    In a Podiatrist\'s office:
    \"Time wounds all heels.\"
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    On a Fence:
    \"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\"
    **************************

    At a Car Dealership:
    \"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.\"
    **************************

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    \"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.\"
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    In a Veterinarian\'s waiting room:
    \"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\"
    **************************

    At the Electric Company:
    \"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don\'t, you will be.\"
    **************************

    In a Restaurant window:
    \"Don\'t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.\"
    **************************

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    \"Drive carefully. We\'ll wait.\"

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    At a Propane Filling Station,
    \"Thank heaven for little grills.\"

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