Muslim extremist

Muslim extremist

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    Muslim extremist

    On Election Day, right after voting, I drove out to the reservoir to contemplate the significance of this election.

    As I walked along the bank of the reservoir I saw what was obviously a Muslim extremist walking along the top of the dam, carrying a backpack, and carefully examining every point along the way. Suddenly, he staggered and lost his footing, falling at least 100 feet into the water near the outlet chute.

    I quickly notified Emergency Services to send rescue personnel. I waited all day, but no one showed up.

    I'm beginning to think that I wasted a stamp.
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    Sorry to hear of your loss.



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    Send me your address, I'll gladly reimburse you for the cost of the stamp.
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    Nope, you did the right thing. Think of how you would feel if you hadn't notified them!

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    I'm taking it! That was fantastic!

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    Next time think of Telepathy, it's faster and much cheaper!
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    this sounds like something that i would read on /b/

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    You all have it wrong, I would simply yell out to Allah for help one of his own leave it all up to him, n walk away guilt free......
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