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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
'Clinging to my guns and religion
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
If the Chief would just learn to read...... Name tags you know.
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"What's yer name, darlin'?" isn't something that would go over too well. He could have responded with something like "Darling, Johnathan T., Yardarm Polisher First Class, Sir!"
Yeah, I could see the Chief, "Come over here Darling"
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Since boot camp I've felt bad for some guys because of their bad names. You have to have thick skin during boot camp, and especially in the infantry. And their name is on their uniform for all to see.
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"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
I went to the Academy with a 6'5'' 300lb boy named "Sue." He was a green-side corpsman before.
The preceding post may contain sarcasm; it's just better that way. However, it is still intended with construction and with the Love of my L-rd Y'shua.
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Spewed Pepsi through my nose on that one! (man, does that burn)
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
When I was in boot camp, we had a guy whose parents emigrated from Germany. He really hated having to stencil Oberbarnscheidt on all of his uni's.
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."
- Thomas Jefferson
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During my time in the Navy I was the one lucky guy that's probably in every division that was only known as "SKI". Of course being of Polish ancestory and having a last name percieved by many to have too many consonants in it to be pronounced, it was qickly shortened to the last 3 letters.
"Those who would give up essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" -Benjamin Franklin-
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