This is a discussion on So we're having a baby... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; My wife is 24 weeks pregnant. We went for another ultrasound this morning and for the second time he's holding his left hand in front ...
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My wife is 24 weeks pregnant. We went for another ultrasound this morning and for the second time he's holding his left hand in front of his face. The tech tells us that's a pretty good sign he'll be left-handed. My first response..."Honey, I need to buy a bunch of new guns because we'll need an ambi safeties and an Ithaca pump that ejects on the bottom for him to use." Needless to say she was less than amused, but I think it's genius!
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Congradulations! A truely life changing event! Make sure you bring it up right by teaching it the virtues of big bore revolvers and hardcast bullets!
Whoohoo! Yup, they're already getting cute at 24 weeks! Blessings!
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Congrats! He's just trying to figure out which eye is dominant!
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Awesome! Glad to see your married also,im sick of seeing unmarried kids having kids.
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Thanks, we're both probably pretty conservative compared to most in their mid to late 20's on things like that.Originally Posted by Glocksin
Congrats! Life will never be the same! You'll love it.
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Congratulations jcally. Having a baby will truly change every aspect of your life.
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Congrats! As others have said your life is about to change, there will be good times and bad but worth all the sweat and tears.
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And probably more ammo too as there will be more people to protect. Maybe a bigger garage for the kids car?????
You gotta love the little heart beat sound! Washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo washoo..... Awesome!
I don't think anyone who has never heard their babies heart beating for the very first time can really understand how cool it is! Congratulations!
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Get down close to her belly and whisper, "Son, put your hand down, you have to learn to shoot with both eyes open."
Congrats on the upcoming experience.
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