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    TSA comment on pants

    So I'm going through security, unloading everything into the buckets, and a TSA lady comments on all of the stuff I'm pulling out of my "military" style pants. Of course, at that point it was just bluetooth headset, wallet, etc. The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Lady, you have no freakin' idea."
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    Lucky she didn't select you for "extra screening".
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    TSA is a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by chivvalry View Post
    Lucky she didn't select you for "extra screening".
    They don't so that, those are "RANDOM" screeneings.
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    I'm in and out of security checks all day long. Even after "lightening" my load before entering, it is still amazing the amount of junk I am forced to carry around all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coder View Post
    So I'm going through security, unloading everything into the buckets, and a TSA lady comments on all of the stuff I'm pulling out of my "military" style pants. Of course, at that point it was just bluetooth headset, wallet, etc. The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Lady, you have no freakin' idea."
    A while back when TSA first started making people remove their belts, I was going through the line and the guy asked me to remove my belt. I said really? he said, Yes, I need you to remove your belt but not your pants. I said what? he said, yesterday I asked a man to remove his belt and he dropped trow in front of me and everyone else. He said, I guess he thought he was in the doctors office. Just your belt, not the pants, okay?
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    Have a look at this....The TSA is out of control youtube news video.
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    My favorite pants to travel in don't stay up without a belt.

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    I would be somewhat peeved if an agent made a comment like that to me. MYOB, lady.

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    Please put all of that JUNK in a baggie and throw it in a carry-on bag so the travelers behind you don't have to wait while you pull out the bottle caps, frogs and shiny rocks..........

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    I was in a restaurant and after the waitress served our food, she asked, "Is there anything else I can grab for you?".

    I asked her if she was a former TSA agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGP250 View Post
    A while back when TSA first started making people remove their belts, I was going through the line and the guy asked me to remove my belt. I said really? he said, Yes, I need you to remove your belt but not your pants. I said what? he said, yesterday I asked a man to remove his belt and he dropped trow in front of me and everyone else. He said, I guess he thought he was in the doctors office. Just your belt, not the pants, okay?
    I have always wanted to do that, where colorful boxers and just put my pants on the conveyor belt.

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    I always get the extra screening,I'm not overly tanned,I speaky perfect english,I'm disabled and use a cane to walk,and they want me to take my shoes off,WTH for,It's not like theres a fuse sticking out I can light,back when I was healthy I wore a pair of laceup ropers to the airport,the metal grommets set the metal detector off,I swore to god I would never wear anything with metal grommets again,and I still gotta take my tennis shoes off,
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    Quote Originally Posted by swinokur View Post
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    That is hilarious. I'm going to have to steal it for my avatar. Would make an awesome t-shirt too.
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