Spike TV; 1,000 ways to die

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    Spike TV; 1,000 ways to die

    Saw one today where a drunk teen jumped off a short cliff into a water reservoir and died due to the angle of his body being such that water surged up his behind and exploded his colon.

    They really have some strange ways people have died on that show.

    Can anyone find and post a link to this particular episode? I'd like to pass it onto my kids who like to jump into water from high places.

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    While obviously possible, I would suggest that the odds of such an occurrence are infinitesimal.
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    I was learning to waterski about 30 years ago,I could get up to a crouch on the skis but everytime I tried to stand up I would wipe out,So I got back on and managed to get in a crouch and was being pulled by the boat,everyone was yelling stand up,I shaking my head no when I suddenly realised there was a stream of water shooting up from the skis and striking me in between my lower extremities "IOW I was getting an unexpected Enema"I let go and after they picked me up told em I needed to head for the bathroom ASAP.It took a coupla years before I tried waterskiing again,and eventually learned to slalom ski
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    Years ago while I was visiting a water park (Six Flags over Texas) it think it was. They had this huge water slide and when I hit the water I think the whole pool of water went up my butt. I squirted water for the rest of the day.
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    I don't think I would be telling the waterskiing or water park stories if they happened to me. Some things are best kept to yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
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    We've watched it a few times, tragic as it is. We began the challenge of trying to "guess" what the clever title would be at the end of each episode.
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    did you see the deaths caused by shooting into the air?
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    Death by enema. That's nasty. Right out of Loony Tunes.
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    There have been a few jet-ski deaths same way from falling off the back and into the blast nozzel. Guess that's why soldiers are told to cross their feet when jumping with parachute. Incidentally, a long leash on your rifle is also not a good idea. My friend told me of a story where they had a Marine during boot camp fall onto his rifle...butt first and the barrel performed exploratory surgery to him. Yes, emergency surgery followed-he lived but didn't make it through "that" boot camp. Too many times have heard of dumb accidents. Personally know a guy that shot his foot with a .357 crossing a fence. If you have a long gun/hand-gun, lay it on the other side and get "away" from it, cross and go back and get it. Wonder how many people have been killed by a loaded shotgun leaned against a fence-post that their dog knocked over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT-Mike View Post
    I don't think I would be telling the waterskiing or water park stories if they happened to me. Some things are best kept to yourself.
    Happened to me waterskiing! Had a spectacular wipeout and got water jetted up the bum. Wasn't a lot or hurt or anything. I immediately let it go back to whence it came!

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