Did one of you guys order pizza today??

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcox4freedom View Post
    I live to far out in the sticks for delivery.
    I forgot to mention that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tala View Post
    below average actually



    Naa in my experience, hot chicks don't tip that great to girls. It's a girl thing, jealousy or something. Waitresses get that a lot.
    How come my pizza always ends up being delivered by some old guy?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CEW58 View Post
    How come my pizza always ends up being delivered by some old guy?...
    Because close to 90% of pizza drivers are male. We've had as many as 3 female drivers working at the same time, but currently I'm the only chick.
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    Can you be a bit quicker next time I hate cold pizza at the cabin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbum View Post
    Can you be a bit quicker next time I hate cold pizza at the cabin...
    it wasn't my fault, blame the slow minivan that was going to your nextdoor neighbor's house.....I had to drive behind them the whole way grumblegrumblegrumble
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tala View Post
    below average actually



    Naa in my experience, hot chicks don't tip that great to girls. It's a girl thing, jealousy or something. Waitresses get that a lot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tala View Post
    Because close to 90% of pizza drivers are male. We've had as many as 3 female drivers working at the same time, but currently I'm the only chick.
    I take it southwest Oklahoma is out of your delivery area?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CEW58 View Post
    I take it southwest Oklahoma is out of your delivery area?
    just slightly,

    although it would make a good road trip. I haven't been to OK since I was a baby so I don't remember it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tala View Post
    just slightly,

    although it would make a good road trip. I haven't been to OK since I was a baby so I don't remember it.
    Ah well. The pizza would probably get cold anyway!

    On the bright side the old guy is always clean and neat, unlike some of the younger guys that deliver pizza around here.

    Be careful out there! If it's anthing like this place pizza delivery folks are often a target of the bad guys.
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    You really wanna spook a delivery guy, try working security and trying to get a delivery to a parking lot. not many will, and the ones that will have my name and phone number on file as well as a copy of my work ID, that way if anyone approaches them but me, they can take off in a hurry. I gave them that so their drivers would be a little safer if they got a delivery to that lot in my name and I wasn't there, then once their back on the road, they are instructed to call me so I can arrange a pick up, this is at work only. At home, I have them lift their shirt tails checking for weapons, and thats only after they pass by the metal detectors and body scanners at the front gate
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    Funny. BTDT. Try ordering a pizza to an EMS station then getting a run before they show up. They don't like that.

    Delivery is nice but I can get nerly the same product for a lot less in the grocer's freezer, a whole lot cheaper. Just requires a little planning.
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    Sounds like Chris should get a job with TSA.

    They won't deliver pizza out to my house either to far from town, but schwans shows up every once in a while.

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    Be careful out there! If it's anthing like this place pizza delivery folks are often a target of the bad guys.
    Yes. I wanted to say something like that myself - you take good care, Tala. Your job is fairly risky. We lost a female driver here in my town, killed for nothing but the pizza, apparently. Glad you're armed and know how to handle yourself.
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    I didn't order pizza but, I'll take an order of spaghetti straps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I didn't order pizza but, I'll take an order of spaghetti straps.
    +1..but only if you mail them to my house in a box so the wife can wear them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I didn't order pizza but, I'll take an order of spaghetti straps.
    +1
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