Did one of you guys order pizza today??

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    Did one of you guys order pizza today??

    I delivered pizza today to a place with a long wooded driveway. On the trees I counted at least 5 game cameras pointed towards the drive. Two of them were well-hidden so there may have been more lol
    There was also brass from a .45 in the driveway near the house.

    A hot chick in spaghetti straps answered the door too

    So which one of you ordered pizza??
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    i wish it were me just for the spaghetti strapped lady....

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    I only give my gal flour sacks to wear,and the brass in my drive is .50BMG.,but I did just get a pizza...
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    YOU EYEBALLIN' MY OL' LADY?!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmy40 View Post
    YOU EYEBALLIN' MY OL' LADY?!!!

    Who you callin old? This chick wasn't that much older than me!

    But if you're worried, I'm sure my tags will show up on all those game cams LOL We can have a nice personal 9mm vs 45 discussion if you'd like to show up unannounced.
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    It wasnt me.
    Although you wouldn't have noticed, me,or one of mine would have been watching you through a scope as you entered in. On the exit, I would have snapped a picture of your liscense plate and run the number just to see what came up.
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    Did you get a good tip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGP250 View Post
    Did you get a good tip?
    below average actually



    Naa in my experience, hot chicks don't tip that great to girls. It's a girl thing, jealousy or something. Waitresses get that a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tala View Post
    Who you callin old? This chick wasn't that much older than me!

    But if you're worried, I'm sure my tags will show up on all those game cams LOL We can have a nice personal 9mm vs 45 discussion if you'd like to show up unannounced.
    This goes to show that I should pay more attention to who is doing the asking instead of what is being asked!

    And Tala, "Ol' lady" is a term of endearment, not a reference to age!
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmy40 View Post
    This goes to show that I should pay more attention to who is doing the asking instead of what is being asked!

    And Tala, "Ol' lady" is a term of endearment, not a reference to age!
    ah ok, around here people call their dad their "old man" so I kinda figured it was like that
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    Hmmm, will have to scatter some brass around my door to ward off BGs. Nice tip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paramedic70002 View Post
    Hmmm, will have to scatter some brass around my door to ward off BGs. Nice tip!
    I don't know if everyone is as observant as me. I only saw one, it was squished a little and between the grooves in the concrete drive, I picked it up to see if it was 40 or 45.
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    Dont you talk about Mama that way! Might have been me if i moved sooner.But you would have also seen .500 S&W brass and 12 gauge shells.

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    I get pizza on the way home or out of the freezer. Deliveries are off limits to this house.....that way nobody gets hurt by mistake or sees more than they should.

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    I live to far out in the sticks for delivery.

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