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Was at a viewing at the funeral home about 2 years ago and a cell phone starting ringing with the "Hells Bells'' ringtone inside the casket with the deceased. Talk about ackward. Seems it dropped out of the morticians shirt pocket a few hours before while putting the body in. Crazy stuff.
Funniest thing I ever heard at the urinal, "Ah, the pause that refreshens!"
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
Just a few like that spread enough *YUK* to make me want to go take a bath...........
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
My phone is attached to my head/hands. I can damn near do every normal action while being on my phone. I took the wizzing while texting class a few years ago LOL
Glock: G22 .40 S&W and G23 .40 S&W Sig Sauer: P938 9mm Smith and Wesson: Model 437 .38 Spl, Model 65 357 Mag, and Sigma SW9VE 9mm
I guess I'm just old school, but I just don't feel like 99.999998% of what I might have to say or text couldn't wait the ammount of time needed to finish up and clear the room.
"There's no such thing as being too Southern." - Lewis Grizzard
I always use santizer after shaking hands w/ someone, even during Sunday worship. As a matter of fact, I even keep 'em in my office and my car. You never know if that person you shook hands with may not have washed his/her hands, sneezed on them, etc. Always presume everyone's hands are dirty.
^ or splash! OH CRAP!!
"The value you put on the lost will be determined by the sacrifice you are willing to make to seek them until they are found."
This doesn't surprise me i nthe least. I work in the tech sector these days and when I do go into the office, the bathroom runs are always...interesting. Folks using bluetooth taking the kiddies to the pool.
-The Mist (2007)"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the crap out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."