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    Was at a viewing at the funeral home about 2 years ago and a cell phone starting ringing with the "Hells Bells'' ringtone inside the casket with the deceased. Talk about ackward. Seems it dropped out of the morticians shirt pocket a few hours before while putting the body in. Crazy stuff.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chiefjason View Post
    One of these days he will do what a buddy of mine did. He'll have his hands full, go to zip, and get more than he bargained for. Yes he did. Bad news, it killed his buzz and was a trip to the ER. The nurse had to cut his pants apart to free him. Good news, he later married his nurse. She confirms the story too.
    Ouch !! Been there done that, don't know how your buddy was able to handle the ride to the ER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gasmitty View Post
    Some things just can't be put off...

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    Funniest thing I ever heard at the urinal, "Ah, the pause that refreshens!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis50 View Post
    I hear a beeping sound coming from the guy two stalls down...it's his phone recieving a text message. I say to myself "I know he's not going to answer while he's whizzing is he?" WRONG! Not only does he retreive his phone but he begins to text while he's still whizzing! He finishes his message, zips up and leaves. BTW, he didn't wash either but, that's for another post.
    and that's why bathroom doors should open OUT! Until then, I use a paper towel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis50 View Post
    I hear a beeping sound coming from the guy two stalls down...it's his phone recieving a text message. I say to myself "I know he's not going to answer while he's whizzing is he?" WRONG! Not only does he retreive his phone but he begins to text while he's still whizzing! He finishes his message, zips up and leaves. BTW, he didn't wash either but, that's for another post.

    I have to admit, he's got some skills to pull that stunt off but geez, I would've waited a few minutes. Anyway, what do I know...I don't text.
    There was a similar one just like that about a week ago. As for me, I don't even answer my cellphone while whizzing. They'd have to call back afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle View Post
    Maybe he didn't pee on his hands!
    you beat me to it
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    Just a few like that spread enough *YUK* to make me want to go take a bath...........

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    My phone is attached to my head/hands. I can damn near do every normal action while being on my phone. I took the wizzing while texting class a few years ago LOL
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    I guess I'm just old school, but I just don't feel like 99.999998% of what I might have to say or text couldn't wait the ammount of time needed to finish up and clear the room.
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    I always use santizer after shaking hands w/ someone, even during Sunday worship. As a matter of fact, I even keep 'em in my office and my car. You never know if that person you shook hands with may not have washed his/her hands, sneezed on them, etc. Always presume everyone's hands are dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftofMars View Post
    OK, several years ago at a Rolling Stones concert I had several beers and of course needed to eventually hit the restroom. As anyone knows who has gone to these things usually the male rooms move much faster than the female rooms. I walked in to take care of buisness and noticed immediately that there were women in the mens room. Most had what I presumed to be husbands or boyfriends standing outside the stalls while they used them. I just needed the urinal so waited my turn. After I finally made it to the wall and I'm standing there doing my thing this woman comes up in a very short dress turns her back to the urinal drops her panties to her knees raises her dress as needed and starts to use the urinal next to mine. I was actually doing fairly well with this until she started to look me in the face and started a conversation, at that point it just got a bit too surreal. I was married at the time, had I known I'd be divorced within 13 months I might have continued the conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chivvalry View Post
    "Hello?" (unnngh...) "...speaking... what can I do for you?" (hrrnnn... *splash*)

    agreed... *shudder*
    Oh (%$^#)!

    *SPLASH* Got it!
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    ^ or splash! OH CRAP!!
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    This doesn't surprise me i nthe least. I work in the tech sector these days and when I do go into the office, the bathroom runs are always...interesting. Folks using bluetooth taking the kiddies to the pool.
    "My God David, We're a Civilized society."

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