This is a discussion on So, i'm at a urinal in the mall when... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Barbary I've heard men carry on conversations in public restrooms on the cell-phone when the had flatulence and diarrhea. Some of these ...
Not really anything to do with the OP, but am I the only person that won't use a urinal? I'm just not comfortable having my back to a room while my hands (well at least one) are occupied.
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"Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon
A few years ago (actually more than a few) while working for HP in Calif. I had occassion to attend to business in the bathroom one afternoon. As I was taking care of business at one of the urinals, one of the company execs came in and started attending to business at an ajacent urinal, in the middle of this his cell rings and he answers it. The conversation lasted past my business and for a moment or two past his. Now I don't care if the President of the United States is calling to ask me for permission to start (or end) WWIII, IMHO there is nothing, repeat nothing that is more important while attending to busineess in the bathroom than attending to business. Oh btw the guy did at least have a cell head set so he was able to use both hands for other matters.
SOOOO no one as seen the commercial where the two guys are in the john guy on left is texting and drops his cell guess where, grabs it up and keeps on texting, guy next to him says... "Really?"
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
I think I was born 30 years too late. Im 21 and HATE cell phones and Email. It drives me insane that my peers expect me to check my email 2-3 times a day. Ive been yelled at for not checking it past 5pm.
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "Multi-Tasking".
Its a whole new world and new people. I am sure there would be people texting and taking pics of themself when they are about to be shot by a firing squad.
"I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".