This is a discussion on my little Lady within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Today I had my grandma help me trim the dogs nails, normally mom handles it, but since I was there I figured I'd help. My ...
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Today I had my grandma help me trim the dogs nails, normally mom handles it, but since I was there I figured I'd help. My dog hated me all day, and then I bribed her with cheese and a piece of sausage. Now we're friends again, wish all relationships were this easy to maintain
"The value you put on the lost will be determined by the sacrifice you are willing to make to seek them until they are found."
Cheese and sausage works with my wife every time.
"I don't know who invented Yoga and I don't know who invented pants. But I do know that I'd like to shake the hand of the man who put those two ideas together."
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The way to the heart is through the stomach is more true of dogs than men.
"I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".
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So will I need an enormous bribe for my doggy? Sausage isn't exactly the "friend" of her stomach.
I have to take her to the Veternarian for an annual check, and shots. She will be extremely unhappy afterwards.
We do have turkey in the 'fridge she has been drooling over, perhaps that will work after the appointment.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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yes, turkey with all the fixin's......
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
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Exactly. But now I'm craving sausage and cheese..........and egg on an English muffin.Originally Posted by Guantes
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