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    my little Lady

    Today I had my grandma help me trim the dogs nails, normally mom handles it, but since I was there I figured I'd help. My dog hated me all day, and then I bribed her with cheese and a piece of sausage. Now we're friends again, wish all relationships were this easy to maintain
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    Cheese and sausage works with my wife every time.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    The way to the heart is through the stomach is more true of dogs than men.
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    So will I need an enormous bribe for my doggy? Sausage isn't exactly the "friend" of her stomach.

    I have to take her to the Veternarian for an annual check, and shots. She will be extremely unhappy afterwards.

    We do have turkey in the 'fridge she has been drooling over, perhaps that will work after the appointment.
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    yes, turkey with all the fixin's......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guantes View Post
    The way to the heart is through the stomach is more true of dogs than men.
    Exactly. But now I'm craving sausage and cheese..........and egg on an English muffin.

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