Well, as of yesterday I do. I got a Jeep Wrangler Sport 2006. I'm a Jeep "Nooby" if that's the right term.
I tried to join a Jeep forum last night - it said it'd send me a confirmation email but I haven't seen it yet.
This is the one: http://www.jeepforums.org/jeep-wrangler-forum-f38.htm
I have some questions for other Jeepers out there.