Incident at Cabela's

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    Incident at Cabela's

    A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday.

    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the
    counter.

    A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
    'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
    I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'

    She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
    and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this
    week for only $20.00.'

    She says,'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit
    card drops on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really
    embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it
    was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks,'Didn't you tell me the rod
    and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
    $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.
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    That's hilarious! LOL.
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    Nice. i didn't see that one coming.
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    Here's a picture I took of a sign at the Cabelas in Utah.

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    LOL, that's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkruf View Post
    The woman is totally confused by this and asks,'Didn't you tell me the rod
    and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
    $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.
    What? No tax? Where is this magical place??
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    FUNNY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Nice. i didn't see that one coming.
    HAHAhahahahah Now that's FUNNY right thare!
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    That's funny ...... tks.
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