Cop Pulls Over CCW Holder

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    Cop Pulls Over CCW Holder

    Sorry if this is a repost...

    Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a darn thing..."
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    Very true.Why fear if your loaded out more than the next guy?

    Similar thing with me.I have a lever rifle and a shotgun behind the seats and 2 pistols on myself.

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    When I worked security at one of Americas largest retail shopping malls I used to carry all that stuff too. Also I used to tape trauma plates to my chest and back, just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    When I worked security at one of Americas largest retail shopping malls I used to carry all that stuff too. Also I used to tape trauma plates to my chest and back, just in case.
    *snicker*
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    When I worked security at one of Americas largest retail shopping malls I used to carry all that stuff too. Also I used to tape trauma plates to my chest and back, just in case.
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    I thought the wife sewed them on......heh.

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    Real mall ninjas have the plates surgically implanted. All the protection for the vital organs, and you still get the wicked bullet scars to show the ladies.
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    Now that is some funny stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    When I worked security at one of Americas largest retail shopping malls I used to carry all that stuff too. Also I used to tape trauma plates to my chest and back, just in case.
    REAL men have chest hair that will work with velcro on the plates.

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    How do you comment to that OP???????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by xpertz1 View Post
    Gecko, is that you?
    No...Gecko is in FL showing off his cool CC badge and wallet, getting ready to save the day (after school of course)
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    So this guy must be Gecko 22 1/2 then.
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    Gentleman we have a code red Gecko 45 cloned himself and his clones are attacking our forum attempting to turn it into the Gecko hide out

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    NC, that is how i attach my plates, it works better than the regular carriers because my body hair is woven from kevlar fibers for strength
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    "Glocksin"...Isn't this the same guy who carries 7 knives and a K-Bar in the bowling alley to scare off his enemies?
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