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And he got he answer right.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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LOL but he was right.
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I've got to know what the first answer was!
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I'm deaf; I couldn't hear. What was the host's question and the contestants answer?
A CCW is like a parachute; if you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.
The question was, "What no burglar wants to see?"
The contestants answer was, "A neked grandmother."
"I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".