What no burglar wants to see.

What no burglar wants to see.

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    What no burglar wants to see.

    I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!

    "Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"


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    lol...
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    And he got he answer right.
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    LOL but he was right.
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    Too funny!
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    Thats funny.

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    I've got to know what the first answer was!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    I've got to know what the first answer was!
    If you find it pass it along.
    I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!

    "Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    I've got to know what the first answer was!
    Judge Roy Bean's bear?
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    I'm deaf; I couldn't hear. What was the host's question and the contestants answer?
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    Dave,
    The question was, "What no burglar wants to see?"
    The contestants answer was, "A neked grandmother."
    "I do what I do." Cpl 'coach' Bowden, "Southern Comfort".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guantes View Post
    Dave,
    The question was, "What no burglar wants to see?"
    The contestants answer was, "A neked grandmother."
    Thank you!
    A CCW is like a parachute; if you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

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