Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Wife?

#10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22.

#9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You\'re On The Road.

#8 - If You Admire A Friend\'s Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.

#7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn\'t Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.

#6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.

#5 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.

#4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.

#3 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Ask, \"Do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?\"

#2 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.

And, The Number One Reason A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman

#1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun!