Handguns vs. Wives
This is a discussion on Handguns vs. Wives within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Wife?
#10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22.
#9 - You Can Keep ...
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September 23rd, 2004 02:32 AM
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Handguns vs. Wives
Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Wife?
#10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22.
#9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You\'re On The Road.
#8 - If You Admire A Friend\'s Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.
#7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn\'t Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.
#6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.
#5 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.
#4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.
#3 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Ask, \"Do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?\"
#2 - A Handgun Doesn\'t Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.
And, The Number One Reason A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman
#1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun!
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