Bush, Bears, and democrats
This is a discussion on Bush, Bears, and democrats within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; George H. Bush took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground when ...
July 11th, 2006 10:44 PM
Bush, Bears, and democrats
George H. Bush took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.
As Bush Sr. watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, Bush summoned them to come over. "I give you my congratulations for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As Bush drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was George H. Bush," another replied. "He's a brilliant fella with a lot of wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
July 11th, 2006 11:27 PM
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July 12th, 2006 05:46 AM
July 12th, 2006 06:44 AM
OMG That was funny right there!
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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