bless his soul...
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At the age of 84 years, twice divorced Hugh Hefner has decided to tie the knot once again. Over the Christmas weekend, he proposed to his current #1 girlfriend, Crystal Harris, and gave her a huge diamond engagement ring.
Hefner also reported that he is breaking up with his two other live-in girlfriends, the identical twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon.
Crystal was the December 2009 Playmate of the month. She and the Shannon twins moved in with Hefner shortly after he broke up with his previous set of three girfriends: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson.
I wonder how Holly Madison feels about this? She was Hefner's #1 girlfriend for several years, and had wanted very much to marry him. Instead, she got dumped.
Here is a photo taken earlier this year of Hefner with his bride to be to the immediate right of him, with the Shannon twins on either side of the couple.
There is a 60 year age gap between Hefner, and his bride to be.
Here is a news report about the engagement:
I guess that this is the best outcome for Hefner. One would think that he should finally be ready to settle down with one woman now that he is 84.
Well, his preferences in women can't be questioned.
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I might be crazy but I will take my simple life with my wife any day. In a weird way I feel sorry for the poor old guy. If he didn't have money he'd just be a lonely old man.
Luckiest man in the world.
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I use to be quite the hound-dog and held my own longer than some. Still, when a tart solicited me when I was markedly older, I was actually embarrassed. Frankly, I didn’t think that was possible. In a way I was bummed-out that I felt guilty (yes, I turned down the offers). As for Hefner, he has no shame and his bimbo blond is an opportunist. In Hollywood (California) you can do this sort of thing' and your peers will actually hold you in esteem.
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~ Stephen King
Good for him & she'll be a millionaire - I guess that she can actually tolerate looking at Grandpa Hefner when he steps out of the shower and starts hiking over to the side of the bed in his birthday suit.
Wonder when he'll dump her and possibly grab himself a 19 year old when he's 92?
Excerpts below from this link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...Playmates.html
Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were *disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too. Eventually I persuaded Hef to pay for a new mattress and bed linen — but I had to turn in every single receipt before I was reimbursed.
‘Hef also eventually permitted us to have the rooms painted and recarpeted. But for some reason he insisted on creamy, white-coloured carpets. He liked the girlfriends’ rooms to look very girly, all white carpet and pink walls. ‘It looked great at first, but with two dogs (most of the girlfriends had pets that lived in their rooms — I had two pugs), butlers delivering food, dirty shoes and occasional spillages, the carpet was grey and stained in a matter of months.’
She adds: ‘But then Hef was used to dirty carpets. The one in his bedroom had not been changed for years, and things became significantly worse when Holly Madison moved into his room with him as Girlfriend No. 1 soon after I moved in, bringing her two dogs. ‘They weren’t house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning — if any of us visited Hef’s bedroom — we’d almost always end up standing in dog mess. ‘
Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.’ Many girls, it seems, endured these living conditions for the chance of becoming a centrefold in Playboy *magazine — an invaluable career boost for any glamour model.
Others admitted that they stayed only for the *cosmetic surgery to which Hefner treated them as a birthday presents, keeping a running account with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.
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I'm sorry, that is just gross.
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60 year age gap, that is wrong in a lot of ways!
IMO if he wasn't rich none of those women would give him the time of day. Looks like a bunch of leeches to me. Just in it for what they can get.
He needs somebody around to change his Depends
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He is a bad bad bad man!!!!! He is my role model!
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