Pulled Over by Blonde Female State Trooper

Pulled Over by Blonde Female State Trooper

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    Pulled Over by Blonde Female State Trooper

    An attractive blonde was driving down the interstate one day and got pulled over by a female state trooper, who just so happened to also be blonde. The trooper comes up to the car and asks for the driver’s license. The driver rummages around in her purse looking for an I.D. She apologizes to the state trooper, as she’s not finding her photo I.D.

    Finally, out of desperation, the blonde driver pops open her compact, looks into its mirror, and with a smile she then hands it over to the trooper saying: “Here it is officer”.

    The blonde trooper takes the compact, looks into it, and then replies:

    “Oh, I'm so sorry ma’am. If I had know you were a state trooper, I would have never pulled you over”.

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    Yep, I knew a few like that, but the were males!
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    I read the title too quickly - I thought it said blond female stripper.
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    Meh we had a blonde local who was almost that bad. Haven't seen her in about 2 years though, last I heard of her somebody had driven their car into her apartment. I guess I wasn't the only one who didn't like her. She called one of my coworkers a stupid B.... and she had a different name on her checks than she had on her police reports, which I found odd. Maybe her name was whichever name tag she was wearing that day??? Wouldn't put it past a blonde.....
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