How to install a home security system

How to install a home security system

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    How to install a home security system

    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Bubba,

    Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

    Be back in an hour.

    Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

    I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside.

    Be right back.

    “Cooter"

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    It might just work...
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    Its been posted here a few times but is always a hoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ford View Post
    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
    ummm...all of my work boots are size 14. Can I just use them?

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