I just woke up terrified.
I had a dream I was in a crowd in the street by a hotel where some guy had a fireman hostage. Don't ask me why it was a fireman. I kept trying to stay out of view from the window incase the guys starting shooting into the crowd or something.
Being a dream, and making no sense at all, suddenly my role in the dream changed. NOW I'm in the hotel, The room right beside where the fireman is taken hostage. With all the noise, my girlfriend (which only exists in my dreams) Walks outside as I yell to her not to. Now she's taken hostage and the guy is beating her up and throwing her around. I'm still inside looking through the window. He's unaware of me. I have a clean shot and decide to take it..... Here's where it get's terrifying. I draw my Glock 30 and squeeze the trigger. The trigger pull feels like it's 30 lbs and finally... "CLICK!". Somehow through the window, the guy hears this. and looks at me and say's "That's a pretty little pistol" in a deep horror movie murderous voice. I dump the magazine and try to rack the slide but the slide is stuck. I finally get it back and round won't eject because it's in the chamber BACKWARDS!!!! I kept trying to pull the round out but it was stuck. Then, my alarm goes off, and I'm thanking god it was just a dream.
I figured I'd share while it was fresh in my mind. It was really scary and thankfully, I'm glad that this kind of malfunction is basically impossible.