My Glock jammed... in my dreams.

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    My Glock jammed... in my dreams.

    I just woke up terrified.

    I had a dream I was in a crowd in the street by a hotel where some guy had a fireman hostage. Don't ask me why it was a fireman. I kept trying to stay out of view from the window incase the guys starting shooting into the crowd or something.

    Being a dream, and making no sense at all, suddenly my role in the dream changed. NOW I'm in the hotel, The room right beside where the fireman is taken hostage. With all the noise, my girlfriend (which only exists in my dreams) Walks outside as I yell to her not to. Now she's taken hostage and the guy is beating her up and throwing her around. I'm still inside looking through the window. He's unaware of me. I have a clean shot and decide to take it..... Here's where it get's terrifying. I draw my Glock 30 and squeeze the trigger. The trigger pull feels like it's 30 lbs and finally... "CLICK!". Somehow through the window, the guy hears this. and looks at me and say's "That's a pretty little pistol" in a deep horror movie murderous voice. I dump the magazine and try to rack the slide but the slide is stuck. I finally get it back and round won't eject because it's in the chamber BACKWARDS!!!! I kept trying to pull the round out but it was stuck. Then, my alarm goes off, and I'm thanking god it was just a dream.

    I figured I'd share while it was fresh in my mind. It was really scary and thankfully, I'm glad that this kind of malfunction is basically impossible.

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    That is why I dream about my revolver in my dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelcarry View Post
    That is why I dream about my revolver in my dreams.
    In mine I just run them over with my truck

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    Just shows that dreams are all fantasy--G30s don't let you down.
    Retired USAF E-8. Remember: You're being watched!
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    That was your subconscious telling you to get a 1911!
    Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.

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    I always dream about them Kahr gals ; )
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    That was your subconscious telling you to get a 1911!
    I'll be buying myself a Springfield GI this summer for my birthday :)

    But my G30 has been nothing but reliable with about 1500 rounds through it and only one ammo related stovepipe.

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    In my dreams I never need a gun... I AM IRONMAN......
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

    "If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." Thomas Jefferson

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    Really/ Is this what you men dream about?

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    Yep. Had a similar dream.....got a glock 20 (10mm) a week later. Haven't had a dream like that since.

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    Hahaha,...oddly in the dreams I've had where I used a firearm,...the only thing I could find was a NAA .22 Mini .....(I dont even own one!)


    "To blame a gun for a mans decision is to foolishly attribute free will to an inanimate object"- Colion Noir.

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