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    Next Local gun show

    Next list of things I need when we go to the gun show see if you think I missed anything:


    1. Fake silencer (s)
    2. Ninja death stars
    3. Other kung fu weapons as available
    4. FBI hat
    5. CCW badge
    6. Surplus combat boots
    7. Zombie defender kit
    8. Tee shirts ( Obama Nazi care repeal, zombie defender squad, Sara Palin stupid but hot )
    9. Large battle ax
    10. Midsized handmade tomahawk
    11. One big stick with a piece of raw hide in one end
    12. Folding metal fighting baton
    13. Tazzer pepper spray combo kit
    14. NVG (s)
    15. Broad sword
    16. Samurai sword
    17. Mid evil looking death knives (various sizes) with laser sights
    18. fake bullet proof vest..
    19. Tactical coffee mug
    20. Kit that turns my normal Rem 1100 shot gun into a plastic assault weapon
    21. Hand cuffs
    22. Hand cuff pouch
    23. Poison dart blow gun (tactical)

    Sad thing is I can get all this stuff there; when they advertise 600 tables that means 325 at the most the rest is full of this junk..


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    Mustn’t forget the beef jerky, hot sauce and BBQ sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Mustn’t forget the beef jerky, hot sauce and BBQ sauce.
    TRUE I will need fuel to carry all that stuff around THANKS!!!!

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    You forgot the ever present 3rd Reich memorabilia and re-enacters supply table,

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    Very good glad I posted would have forgotten tons of stuff...

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    At least fifteen books from Paladin Press!
    Two on how to get off the grid. Four on improvised munitions (Military field manuals are acceptable substitutes) Three on how to make your own beef jerky to sell at guns shows, and self study manuals on beginning a career as a private investigator. Oh yeah, if you are getting the ninja stuff don't forget the Special Forces medical manuals too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcp1810 View Post
    At least fifteen books from Paladin Press!
    Two on how to get off the grid. Four on improvised munitions (Military field manuals are acceptable substitutes) Three on how to make your own beef jerky to sell at guns shows, and self study manuals on beginning a career as a private investigator. Oh yeah, if you are getting the ninja stuff don't forget the Special Forces medical manuals too!
    That is some much needed info..... I am sure you mean the TATITICAL version of said manuals (goes without saying) hahahaha

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    BTW I am going to a fly fishing show this weekend; if there are various Ninja devised there cheaper than the gunshow prices I will post directly so all can enjoy the savings while preparing for the comming Zombie attacks or 2012 or what ever we are in need of getting ready for.... Stay tatical always... it may be plastic but at least it costs more..

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Mustn’t forget the beef jerky, hot sauce and BBQ sauce.
    And kettle korn, aluminum siding.
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    Are you saying that gun shows are supposed to have guns at them?

    Coulda fooled me...

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    OMG! You've got the ccw badge, but you forgot all about the matching sash!
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    Don't forget the silver coins, potato peelers, and southwestern jewelry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xader View Post
    Are you saying that gun shows are supposed to have guns at them?

    Coulda fooled me...
    I know; started this as a joke and having fun; but that is my point; the people who sponsor gun shows, and charge people to get in should not have 25-35% of the vendoers seeling toys and junk.. The DND Zombie force could get this junk at a comic book show and it would fit in there a bit more (bat utility belts and all)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    OMG! You've got the ccw badge, but you forgot all about the matching sash!
    Good call I thought they came as a set!!!

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