New honey

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    New honey

    New honey. (Ya, I know....been through a few of them lately, but I think she is the one.) Out to visit a friend. For reasons that I do not intend to get into, I was not going in to the house armed. So I take out my firearm, which she did not know I have been carrying and put it away safely. She looks at me and asks, "Is that a gun?"

    "Yes"

    Her only response was, "Oh, OK."

    Yup. She is a definite keeper.

    Oh and later, she does ask, "Do you need a permit for that?"

    "Oh? Do you need one of those?"

    And that was the last she ever mentioned of it.
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    Well, she knows about guns and permits. She was probably trying to figure out how she was going to tell you about hers.
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    GOOD LUCK E.M.P. !! I do mean it.
    "Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008

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    Good luck with the new squeeze, remember she doesn't get to handle it until the third date

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    ExactlyMyPoint...

    Why don't you buy her a house right away and get it over with...I'm just sayin'...


    Actually, I hope things work out for ya'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    ExactlyMyPoint...

    Why don't you buy her a house right away and get it over with...I'm just sayin'...


    Actually, I hope things work out for ya'.
    You are so mean! :)


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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    ExactlyMyPoint...

    Why don't you buy her a house right away and get it over with...I'm just sayin'...


    Actually, I hope things work out for ya'.
    It will save you money in the long run. Lawyer fees, Child support, Alimony, ETC

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    You guys a SO cynical..........
    "Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008

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    Cool

    "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me". Mae West

    Now that's a keeper line............
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