This is a discussion on My Favorite Animal within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't ...
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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Oh man, I actually laughed out loud!! This one has been stolen to use for my purposes at a later date!!
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Hahaha, very nice.
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My favorite animal is the manatee. Because we look so much alike and enjoy the same activities. Drifting along in the water and grazing.
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That was good! Best laugh I've had in a long time.
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I liked it because it was one I wouldn't be afraid to tell my Mom if she were still with us. Glad you enjoyed it.