Congrats on the anniversary!
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16th Wedding Anniversary Today.
Got up this morning & when leaving the bedroom > THREE cats at my feet; One scooted into the bed with Momma; Other two fight & one runs off; 3rd one that’s left follows me underfoot to my bathroom wanting some sink water (she likes to drink as it trickles down from faucet)
THEN go to Den & Rabbit is Raising Cane wanting out for his morning romp
THEN go to empty litter box & find the biggest load I’ve ever seen in there; I’m wondering where she’s (wife) hiding the HORSE! (One of the cats will do it's business and reach OUTSIDE the box to scratch on the floor)
After that – there’s not much litter left in box so I look around and see two FULL UNOPENED New Litter Bags by the wall. I pick one up & notice it’s upside down – turn it right side up to open it and Guess What? THAT’S RIGHT – She’s already opened it FROM THE BOTTOM! > Where’s the broom and dust pan?
Boil water in the microwave for my instant oatmeal > After mixing it up – not quite hot enough so put in on 1 minute and go start the log in on computer. Come back and find that it doesn’t take long for Oatmeal to BOIL OVER – all over the microwave. Clean that up – eat what’s left.
Look up to God and smile. It’s my 16th Wedding Anniversary – I’m gonna have a good day anyway : )
Memories…. This will be a good story to retell to give family a good laugh.
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Haha, sounds like you're pretty OK with things. And the day is still young! I'm getting married in May and looking forward to many years of blessings from God.
Have a happy anniversary buddy!
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ArmyCop, Congratulations, may you have many more!
That's great man!!! I love hearing about couples that are still going strong!! This is going to be year 3 for me, looking forward when I can celebrate my 50th
I pray you have many more happy years!!
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A good beginning makes a good end; enjoy the day ....... Have a very happy anniversary!!!
BTW, did you ever consider getting an enclosed litter box? I had the same litter problem, but a huge enclosed litter box fixed it
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Congratulations! Just watch out for the horse in the closet!
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You are cool and you understand every day is one you will not get back.... GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY (just had my 20th) and broke my finger playing ping pong???? Perhaps the first pingpong injury in history..
I'm right behind ya. It will be 14 yrs the end of next month.
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Congrats! I have my 16th coming up on April 1st. Any day is better with my wife in it.
Congradulations to you ArmyCop. Also to the others posting above.
You youngsters have a way to go, I celebrated 45 back in September. And to the same one mind you. Got me a keeper for sure.
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