'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

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    'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

    Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

    I have been with a loose girl'.

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

    'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'

    'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later

    so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    'I cannot say.'

    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    'I'll never tell.'

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'

    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    'My lips are sealed.'

    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration.

    'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.

    But you've sinned and have to atone.

    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

    Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew,

    and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

    'What'd you get?'

    'Four months' vacation and five good leads.'
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    Now that's funny right there!
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    I coulda used this 40 years ago
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Little Joey Pagano got wacked about 20 years ago, not too far from where I live.

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    Sounds like he got more than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigkahuna View Post
    Little Joey Pagano got wacked about 20 years ago, not too far from where I live.



    WoW^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



    From wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Luco_Pagano

    In a 1977 article, the New York Times said that Pagano had ordered beatings and arson attacks against Bronx health facility operators to gain their participation in a scheme to extort thousands of dollars from the Medicaid heath insurance fund.

    In 1989, Pagano died in his Upstate New York home


    ^^^^But it doesn't say of what???^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    HMMM??
    Sounds interesting
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    WoW^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



    From wikipedia; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Luco_Pagano

    In a 1977 article, the New York Times said that Pagano had ordered beatings and arson attacks against Bronx health facility operators to gain their participation in a scheme to extort thousands of dollars from the Medicaid heath insurance fund.

    In 1989, Pagano died in his Upstate New York home


    ^^^^But it doesn't say of what???^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    HMMM??
    Sounds interesting
    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The brother of Rosa DiAngelo who was a Capo in the "Family" caught him messing with her, maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I coulda used this 40 years ago
    It's been going around at least that long!
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