"You Cannot Process me with a Normal Brain"

[LanceORYGUN]

At long last, in today's interview with ABC's Good Morning America, Charlie Sheen finally said something that made sense.

See this web page for more info:

Charlie Sheen interview: 'You can't process me with a normal brain' | World news | guardian.co.uk


Prior to him making this statement I thought that he was going crazy.

Sheen says that because of all of the emotional trauma that CBS Executives have caused him, he is now demanding a wage increase from $2 Million per episode to $3 Million per episode, in order for him to come back to work on "Two and a Half Men" next year.

I wonder, do you think that CBS will agree to granting him this raise?

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[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Xader]

He's gone and smoked and snorted himself completely retarded...

A few gems:

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain

I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

I have a grandiose life. I embrace it...Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way

If anyone ever had a reason to take Sheen seriously, it's gone now.

Martin must be proud...

[Bubbiesdad]

At long last, in today's interview with ABC's Good Morning America, Charlie Sheen finally said something that made sense.

See this web page for more info:

Charlie Sheen interview: 'You can't process me with a normal brain' | World news | guardian.co.uk


Prior to him making this statement I thought that he was going crazy.

Sheen says that because of all of the emotional trauma that CBS Executives have caused him, he is now demanding a wage increase from $2 Million per episode to $3 Million per episode, in order for him to come back to work on "Two and a Half Men" next year.

I wonder, do you think that CBS will agree to granting him this raise?
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With the money they make off the show, probably.

[LeftofMars]

I hear he's trying to hook up with Amy Winehouse and Lindsey Lohan, got a box of rocks and a pocket full of condoms.

[QKShooter]

Some hallucinogenic drug or combination of drugs in combination with alcohol short-circuited the neurons in his brain.

[ICTsnub]

Xader, I give 50/50 Charlie wins, he is the show.

BTW, ixnay the ardtay, they're watching us!

[gatopardo]

He's damn right, to a normal brain he seems to be the sorry shadow of a man. The sad thing is, here is this shadow of a man making all this money .

There is definitely something wrong with this picture, go figure.

Is he going to get the money he's asking for? If I could afford it I would double that so I don't have to see his sorry face ever again.

By the way what is wrong with us people, we make idols of people with such bad behavior, when such bad behavior will land us in jail,

[10thmtn]

Too bad he is imploding - it is a really funny show.

[NC Bullseye]

In just one day, a single person has single handedly provided EVERY internet user on all forums a unique and totally unbelievable tag line.

[oakchas]

I may be a Charlie... but there's no Sheen on me... Thank goodness!

I think he's the next one to jump up and down on Oprah's couch!

[LanceORYGUN]

In just one day, a single person has single handedly provided EVERY internet user on all forums a unique and totally unbelievable tag line.

You have to admit, when was the last time that anyone provided so many outrageous statements within just a single day that were so quotable?

Even Kaddafi ( who is clearly delusional ) has only provided a couple of good quotable remarks this past week.

At least Charlie is better looking than Kaddafi. He has that going for him. Although, he does look a little crazy.

[msgt/ret]

To quote a line from Clint Eastwood in “Magnum Force”, He’s a legend in his own mind.

[fastk9dad]

Thank god I have a normal brain and don't go around making an ass of myself on nation tv and radio.

[kapnketel]

C'mon, the man leaves rehab and goes to the islands with his girlfriend, his ex and a hooker. You gotta give him credit for knowin' how to party...

[roalho]

Somewhere, Mel Gibson is doing a fist pump and saying "YES!!"