Adult Truths

Adult Truths

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    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    19. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    21. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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    Those are great! And so true...
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    11, 13, and 17, pretty much sums up this week for me. All of them are good though.
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    All of them are dead on, I forwarded that to a bunch of people I know.
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    I can't relate to #2!
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    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    Our local paper once had a man's obituaray at the top of the page, and the story of a suicide at the bottom of the page. It was the same man.

    Obit read "Mr. John Smith passed away at his home".

    Last edited by Bubbiesdad; March 5th, 2011 at 09:40 AM.
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    I stole that and sent it to several people! thanks!
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    Great way to start today. Thanks for posting.
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